Five reasons to not wear pajamas in public…
I often run out to grab a coffee in pajamas…I know, I know – don’t look at me that way, we’ve all done it. It only takes five minutes and you’re not getting out of the car – why get dressed? Well, here are my reasons to take the cartoon prints off:
-The girl at Tim Hortons will laugh at you when you roll up in pink Minnie Mouse pants.
-The cop will laugh at you when you are pulled over for a “routine check” when you are wearing angels on your pants.
-The old man in the parking lot will laugh at you when you ask for a jump, because your piece of shit car will not start, when wearing holiday themed pants with reindeer and polar bears printed on them.
-The gas station attendant will laugh at you when your tire flies off at 8:15am, and you have no cell phone and you are forced to use the pay phone at the gas station (ok, this did not happen to me…it did happen to one of my good friends – I laughed too).
-The neighbors will always laugh at you because you think you can make it to your car without being spotted in cheetah print pants…you will then make the mistake of calling your neighbour an asshole to his face…oh well, I didn’t like him anyway.
So my resolution is to stop wearing my pajamas outside – ok, fine…just the ones with cartoons on them…I’m a work in progress!
Hehe, you write so good :)
My personal favorites are the minnie mouse ones!
cheers
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Jul 23, 09:57 AM. Permalink.