Form letter this...
I hate receiving form letters….I get that they are necessary…but they suck…here’s one that I got recently…followed by a possible response…
Dear Sissy,
Thank you for your interest in the Client Service Manager opportunity. The quality of applications for this position has been particularly high and we regret to inform you that we will not be moving forward with your application.
We appreciate your interest and we will be keeping your application in consideration for other opportunities. Thank you for introducing yourself to us. We wish you the very best in your career search.
XYZ COMPANY Canada
Possible Response…which will never be sent – due to the fact that I would like to work again…
Dear XYZ COMPANY Canada
Thank you for responding so quickly to my application. I would however like to point out a few things…
1. “The quality of applications for this position has been particularly high”…I hope to Christ you meant quantity – because really, I have an amazing resume and know how to sell your product and get people on board and if you had taken the time to actually phone me instead of sending off some bullshit form letter you would get this.
2. I don’t need your shit job.
3. Further, fuck you….I’m applying to your competition…they do bigger and better business than your company.
4. And maybe I don’t have a job – but I am still a person with feelings – so think twice before you send off your shitty form letters.
5. How high could the quality have been??
6. Is XYZ COMPANY Canada a person – if so how do I meet him?